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[03 Nov 2003|12:04pm]
[ mood | confused ]

It is November, right?
It's 80 degrees outside.

What?


On a side note, Boston Market rules.

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who needs miss cleo when you have jill? [30 Oct 2003|02:54pm]
[ mood | clairvoyant ]

I feel psychic today. Ask me anything. I can tell you your future, dawg.

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i'll pull down your underwear. [27 Oct 2003|09:34pm]
[ mood | moody ]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
frostedminime goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Strong Bad.
barbfoldsfive gives you 11 dark blue licorice-flavoured gummy worms.
darkvulkan gives you 13 green orange-flavoured gummy worms.
fuso13 gives you 8 purple watermelon-flavoured gummy fruits.
girlreporter tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!
poquito gives you 11 brown pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
reload_reloop tricks you! You lose 11 pieces of candy!
saraganis tricks you! You lose 12 pieces of candy!
sealslikeus gives you 10 green spearmint-flavoured gummy fruits.
waitingonsunday gives you 12 dark green grapefruit-flavoured gummy bears.
zipdaze gives you 14 light blue pineapple-flavoured gummies.
frostedminime ends up with 49 pieces of candy.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


49 pieces! Mine. All mine. Well, maybe I will give one piece to the Cheat. But none to Homestar.
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WHO LET THE PRAISE OUT??? [21 Oct 2003|02:55pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

The funniest thing I have ever seen.

Thanks, Craig.

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MY NEW CAR. [17 Oct 2003|06:13pm]
[ mood | excited ]

So, uh.
I brought my car in today for an oil change.
And tonight, I'm coming home with this:

MY NEW CAR!

Yeah. So here's what happened. My car ('96 Saturn) is a piece of junk. The Saturn people said that my car needed A LOT of work, costing about $1400. The car itself is now only worth like, $2200. We needed a new car anyway. My car had soooo many miles on it, and soooo much wrong with it. So we went and looked at cars and found this perfect one. And we got a really good deal. This is awesome.

I'm currently accepting car name suggestions.

Holy crap. I am in SHOCK.

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Poor Steve Bartman. [17 Oct 2003|07:47am]
[ mood | tired ]

Last night on Conan, he did the "What if they mated?" bit. So what if the two most hated men, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden mated? Advanced computer technology tells us this is what their kid would look like....

OOPS.

Man I feel so bad for this guy. Come on, if there was a ball hurling at you, you'd reach out for it too.

Happy weekend.

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a diet makeover. [15 Oct 2003|11:59am]
[ mood | full ]

Help. I need to eat better. Like, seriously. Those who know me, know this about me: I have a very limited diet. I don't like many things. My diet basically consists of the following: chocolate. meat. cheese. potatoes. frosted mini wheats. bread. fast food. and most things in nugget or fritter form. I rarely eat vegetables. I rarely eat anything good for me. I'm not gaining weight or anything, in fact I'm really happy with my weight. But I am SO unhealthy. It's like I can feel my arteries clogging up. I'm so lethargic all the time, it's just ridiculous. I need a diet makeover. Help me. I need someone to make sure I don't continue to stuff my face with bad foods. And that someone should be YOU. ALL OF YOU. MAKE ME EAT BETTER! Force vegetables down my throat if you have to. Thanks.

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what just happened? [14 Oct 2003|09:32pm]
[ mood | working ]

I was just talking to my mom about graduating. We figured out that I will probably have enough credits to graduate next year. And then she goes, "Yeah. And then you can get married!"

.... What?

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i <3 uma thurman! [12 Oct 2003|08:40pm]
[ mood | good ]

Kill Bill = AWESOME. Best Tarantino movie yet. GO SEE IT!

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Kill Bill = AWESOME. Best Tarantino movie yet. GO SEE IT!

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Anyway, I'm not much looking forward to this week. But I had a good weekend. How about YOU?
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we is dumb. [06 Oct 2003|08:29pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Baltimorons Unite

#18, HOLLA!!!

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Friends-only sux0rZ. [27 Sep 2003|03:23pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Well, looks like I have to make my journal friends-only from now on. If you wanna read my journal, add me or leave a comment and I'll probably add you back. If I like you. Or, if you're one of those weirdos without a livejournal, you should get one. Fin.

P.S - Happy Birthday to three fab people! fuso13, darkvulkan, barbfoldsfive

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suck my back [24 Sep 2003|11:33am]
[ mood | hungry ]

So, funny story. Not so much funny "ha-ha", though. We lost power during the hurricane for maybe an hour. Yet, we lost power for 2 days thanks to that stupid miniature rain storm. What. The. Hell. Thankfully, Craig let me stay at his place and use his facilities. Well I'm just glad it's back. I'm in a fairly good mood, although I did get a D on a test today. Hmph. Not that Rich's death is an excuse for my grades to slip, but dammit, I couldn't concentrate last week at all. That professor grades really hard too. *SIGH*. Oh well. Speaking of Richie, I miss him hardcore. I've been doing a lot of praying and whatnot. I've been sort of emotional about the whole thing as of late, but I'm alright. I'm handling it rather well, considering.

Listen up, b-more kids. I need someone to come with me to the Clem Snide show with me next Tuesday. Anyone. I will love you forever.

xoxo,
Jill.

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A/s/L!? Do YoU LiKe sLiPkNoT?! [22 Sep 2003|02:37pm]
[ mood | okay ]

I just found out Something Corporate is on tour with fucking Good Charlotte, and I want to vomit. If I went to see them I'd have to deal with all the TRL Good Charlotte freaks, and they'd probably stab me in the eye with their pointy bracelets. Oww. Screw that. I am however, going to see two upcoming shows that will be rad. Clem Snide on 9/30, and Ben Folds on 11/1. I'm not quite sure who's coming to see Clem Snide with me. Merideth? Louis? Dunno, but if you'd like to come see a very KICK ASS band with me, just let me know. I'm about to pre-order Ben's new EP, Sunny 16. W00t.

This weekend was good. No work, because Sutton Place had no power. Haha.

I love you guys. Some more than others. Actually, some not at all. But, seriously folks, if you've made me smile in the past week, you deserve a cookie.

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PANCAKES!!!! [20 Sep 2003|12:12am]
[ mood | blank ]

A superb night, all in all. I bonded with rentfreak32 and Louis over hamburgers and chips. We went and saw Cabin Fever. It was terrible. And by terrible, I mean totally hilarious. Funniest "horror" flick I've seen in ages. Swear to God, the entire theatre was laughing the whole time.
Quotes from the movie Jordan and I can't stop laughing at:
"He looked like burnt marshmallows!!!"
*poke at numerous dead bodies*
"Cabins are so GHEY"
"I MADE IT!!!" *multiple gunshots*
"PANNNNCAAAAAAKEEEESSSSSS" *slow motion ninja moves* *bite*


Tonight was the first night since Rich's death I've been able to laugh and focus on other things. It felt good, but honestly, my life feels fucking empty without him. Bah. Man, my life went from complete awesomeness to complete SUCKAGE.

On another note, I hope reload_reloop is okay, and barbfoldsfive feels better.

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[12 Sep 2003|12:00pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

John Ritter

I can not believe he died. He always seemed like such a genuinely nice guy. R.I.P, John. And Johnny Cash, too. Geez.

On a lighter note, it is my hero's birthday today:

Go Benny, it&quot;s yo&quot; birfday

I love the hair. Hott.

OH HOLY FUCK. I just found out CLEM SNIDE is coming to Baltimore on Sept 30. RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend guys!

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[11 Sep 2003|07:50am]
[ mood | thirsty ]

It's 7:50am and I just woke up with the song "Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta" stuck in my head. It will be a good day. I need a coke.

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everyone will suffer... [10 Sep 2003|12:07pm]
[ mood | amused ]

fuso13 and I watched Ringu (the Japanese version of The Ring) last night. We were thoroughly disappointed. It was a lot less scary than our version. We spent much of the movie making fun of the little boy's clothing. In my opinion, The Ring is the scariest movie ever. Top 3 scariest movies ever, GO!
My picks:
1. The Ring
2. The Shining
3. Gigli

Apparently, The Ring 2 is coming out in 2004. Exciting, yes?

7 days....

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maple flavor and real brown sugar baked into every bite! [07 Sep 2003|11:42pm]
[ mood | working ]

As your friendly Frosted Mini Wheats connoisseur, I felt I needed to inform you all of the new FMW.

The New Look of FMW

Maple and Brown Sugar. I tried them. They are good, but I stick to the original. Bite-sized. For your pleasure.

MMMMMMMMMM

That is all.

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[05 Sep 2003|04:17pm]
[ mood | okay ]

I have to clean out my car today. Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if there are rodents residing in my glove compartment. I was really going to try to be productive today, but I got an unexpected visit from Aunt Flo. And as we all know, Aunt Flo is a bitch who enjoys making Jill's life miserable for 3-5 days every month. Thanks, Flo. DIE DIE DIE.

Hmph. I don't have much to say. Oh! My boyfriend fuso13 is super hott and awesome. He makes me smile like whoa.

That's it. Happy weekend, folks. Don't do drugs.

*UPDATE* 10/15/03.
Craig is still HAWT.


I <3 internet drama!

Seriously though, I'm not a fan of psychos. They bother me.

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I'M BLIIIIIND [30 Aug 2003|02:09pm]
[ mood | silly ]

So, I left some deoderant in my car today during work. Way to go, Jill. It melted. When I opened it, it flew out all over the place and hit me in the eye. It burns like whoa. Ouch.

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